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Tatooine Civil Defense League
12:59am, April 05, 2004
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[Delete] | *Opening theme song brought to you by the Villiage People.*
*Message brought to you by, the Tatoo Solar Sphere Government.*
*Jaws theme song.*
Have you ever wanted to make more for yourself?! More for the people around you?
Than join the Tatooine Civil Defense (FORCES!) League. (Where you get to wear spandex!) and make a difference in your life and the life of everyone around you! Explore this solar system and help make it prosper to the point where the average Joe Scum bag pee themselves before attempting to seize our home land.
The Tatoo Sphere government needs you to stand up and fight for the freedom and peace of your brothers and sisters.
Unite the solar system under one peace and flag.
Enlist at your local recruiters. (*Brain wash vision and music inbetween paragraphs.*)
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In additional news, a new one cent sales tax law is being implimented by your government to help pay for the supplies and materials required to make your lives invader free. So Alcoholic drinks and ammunition now cost an extra 1cent. Thank you for your time(wallets).
*Closing Music brought to you by the Villiage people.* |
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Random Civies
1:00am, April 05, 2004
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[Delete] | *Throws tea crate at everyone.* |
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Thomas Stryker
12:30pm, April 05, 2004
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[Delete] | I refuse to pay any tax on ammunition which I wouldn't need if the defense forces DID THEIR FUCKING JOBS! |
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Tatooine Civil Defense League
12:03am, April 06, 2004
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[Delete] | *Additional reply notice.*
*Theme song from The Soprano's.*
Your only one man out of millions. You can affort to pay an extra penny on your total bill for all the ammunition you pick up from any of the bloody stores upon this planet. Same for Alcoholic beverages.
And we could do our job better if the populous of the system would quit pissing off the neighboring warlords! (It's hard enough to be a dictator! It's even harder when your trying to be a dictator amongst 40 or more!)
*Ending theme brought to you by GodFather III*
I say goodday! |
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