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Figure In White
7:53pm, May 03, 2010
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[Delete] | *Rambled off through oracles and seerers all across Tatooine comes one voice. One purpose, to yell at you.*
People of Tatooine! For to long you have soiled and corrupted these lands with your forsaken souls. Eternally drinking from the pure souls of the land while feeding your corrupted worthless selves back...
I intend to end this.
Starting this day.
My Minion will begin to consume the wicked. The Corrupt. ...that's all of you by the way. Since only 1% of your given population appears to have shining wills....
We will not stop until your species, all of them, are cleansed of the corrupt and rend of the pure. ... Pathetic creatures that you are I have no intention of allowing the Gnosis to fall upon this planet! It's bad enough the children of Adam walk amongst us!...
*Following this a psychic image of a wave of alien troopers is seen for those closest to the seerers and oracles. Mos Expendable is again sacked. Turned completely to ice. Absolute Zero. All energy removed until the people are stone, the water ash,....the city immortalized but effectively dead.*
You have been warned. |
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Thomas Stryker
6:44pm, May 07, 2010
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[Delete] | *A bottle of whiskey crashes to the ground and Tom's words are slurred..* Your Bridgestones or your life, Sucka! The choice is yours! |
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Figure In White
3:56am, May 08, 2010
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[Delete] | I have your beer Stryker. I dare your army to come and get it... |
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Thomas Stryker
12:03pm, May 08, 2010
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[Delete] | *Now he's holding his head, obviously hung over.* My beer? Army? Quit yo' jibber-jabber. I don't need an army and I don't waste time with beer. |
| Call to Arms |
Telana Kiyoshi
2:34pm, May 08, 2010
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[Delete] | I can make announcements to. Figure in White, you were always nice to me, I thought you were my friend, but you belayed (betrayed) my trust. I call to arms every hero of Tatooine to fight against this big mean bully and his onion (minion) and make him go squish. We won't let you hurt our friends and family. So there. =P
No seriously, it's time to kick the Figure in White's bum. |
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Figure In White
10:12pm, May 08, 2010
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[Delete] | Uh... beer. Damn it! ...I've got your Greygoose, you whiskey, your romulan ale! I stole the cantina bar supply! And I let the Eva step on it last Angel fight!
Hahahah! |
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Thomas Stryker
4:41am, May 09, 2010
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[Delete] | *He's now in full battle armor.* I pity da foo that thinks he can mess with our booze! In the name of the boozehounds of the Cantina, you WILL be defeated! |
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Telana Deus
7:26pm, May 09, 2010
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[Delete] | Bad, bad Figure in White *smacks with a rolled up newspaper* Bad! You give Tom back his booze right now. *smack* |
| Children, please... |
Scorpius
11:50am, May 10, 2010
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[Delete] | ...It is quite transparent. These attacks will of course continue until the people of this planet submit to Peacekeeper protection--this is an obvious example of threats you are incapable of dealing with on your own. |
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Lucas Wolenczak
6:48am, May 25, 2010
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[Delete] | *Sits upright quickly beneath a control console on his ship, hitting his head with a loud thud.* Ow. *scoots out, setting the vibro spanner down.* What the hell? Who the hell? *looks upward.* Hey, buddy, say what you will about the people of this planet, but the rest of us are trying to keep it sane. *hears Telana Kiyoshi's message, and dispite the obvious mis-chosen words, hears the bravery that he's always known from the one bearing her name. He simply nods, joining the fight.*
*Meanwhile, back at the bar....*
*the CG drops his glass* Hah! I knew you had some plan up that pristinely white sleeve of yours. Gonna be interesting to see how this ends. Cole, get the popcorn. |
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Figure In White
9:13pm, May 27, 2010
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[Delete] | A challenge dare I say.
This response is long overdue.
I'll start with Mos Espa.
I would advice you to bring ice cream cones.... |
| Give us our booze... |
Thomas Stryker
3:30am, May 28, 2010
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[Delete] | Or I suggest you bring a glass eye for after I get done skull-fucking you. |
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Cole Hayden
3:31am, May 28, 2010
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[Delete] | *Floats up eagerly to CG* I have the popcorn! What are we missing? *blinks and pauses* Wait.. Ice cream cones..? Aww man! *floats off to find the ice cream cones before trying to hand them out* |
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Lucas Wolenczak
7:28am, May 28, 2010
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[Delete] | Nah Nah, Little Bit, you're missing the whole point. You can throw popcorn. You cna't throw ice cream. Besides, popcorn has a more satisfying crunch. But I appreciate the enthusiasm. *thumbs up.*
As for the booze.... GIVE IT BACK! Stealing booze is just plain wrong. Very. Very. Wrong. |
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Cole Hayden
1:25pm, May 28, 2010
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[Delete] | But...but that man said to bring the ice cream cones. Cant you still throw the ice cream cones? They seem like more fun and they are yummy. *sits with CG* What am I missing? Why is that man talking about needing a glass eye? *looks at the bartender and back at CG* And why is the bartender complaining that the rum is gone? |
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Figure In White
7:34pm, May 29, 2010
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[Delete] | .....
Mos Espa, On the 5th. ....Be there or be destroyed!
(Unless nobody has time. There's no rush....) |
| Ow |
Figure In White
7:11pm, June 07, 2010
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[Delete] | Fine fine. You can have your alcohol back. But I want my big toe back! They kept getting shot off! |
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