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This message brought to you by McDonalds! Did somebody say McDonalds? The Yeerk Empire would like to announce that today a brand-new economic center for the inhabitants of Tatooine. A one-stop shopping center where you can buy anything you may need! Hey Dad! Do you need some new tools? Or weapons? Come on down to Uncle Rixthspall's Home Defense and Improvement Depot! We've got the latest in dual-action hydrospanners, a wide range of barbeque grills, and the only commercially available dracon beams - almost half the power of the ones used by the Yeerk army. Blasters, radios, speeder parts, we've got it all at <b>Rixthspall's Home Defense and Improvement Depot</b>! But Mom, didn't you want to go shopping for a new blouse? Luckily Boutique Boutique just moved to the Mos Esiley Mall! Millions of sets of clothing for men, women, and children from every race. Your Wookiee companion will look chic in our red-stitched brown leather weapon sashes. And even Hutts can look fabulous in our androgynous pseudopod section. So for fine clothing look no further than <b>Boutique Boutique</b>! The whole family's hungry. The difficulties of living in the Outer Rim, and on a planet whose fortune runs so hot and cold often means that feeding a family can be a full time job. But not anymore! Come on down to the Mos Eisley food court where you can choose from a wide selection of intergalactic foods for a reasonable price! And now introducing the first <b>McDonalds</b> in the galaxy, brought to you by the Yeerk people. Also included is the down-home taste of <b>Rodian Fried Chicken</b>, the delicious <b>Kashyyyk Bar and Grille</b>, heavenly bites from <b>Madam Pollanix's Mysterious Gobbz</b>, and chocolate flavored pies from <b>Corus-can! Bakery</b>, among many others! <h1>Plus, all shoppers who come in for the next 65 days will receive 50 half-off coupons good towards any purchase!</h1> Don't forget, there's still plenty of real estate left in the mall, so all interested parties may apply for a store or kiosk! <font size=-2 style="font-size: 7pt;"><i>Edited 11:16am, November 24, 2008 by Yeerk Enterprises<!-- 75.151.116.105 -->, author.</i></font>

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Yeerk Enterprises 11:15am, November 24, 2008 [Edit] [Delete]	This message brought to you by McDonalds! Did somebody say McDonalds? The Yeerk Empire would like to announce that today a brand-new economic center for the inhabitants of Tatooine. A one-stop shopping center where you can buy anything you may need! Hey Dad! Do you need some new tools? Or weapons? Come on down to Uncle Rixthspall's Home Defense and Improvement Depot! We've got the latest in dual-action hydrospanners, a wide range of barbeque grills, and the only commercially available dracon beams - almost half the power of the ones used by the Yeerk army. Blasters, radios, speeder parts, we've got it all at Rixthspall's Home Defense and Improvement Depot! But Mom, didn't you want to go shopping for a new blouse? Luckily Boutique Boutique just moved to the Mos Esiley Mall! Millions of sets of clothing for men, women, and children from every race. Your Wookiee companion will look chic in our red-stitched brown leather weapon sashes. And even Hutts can look fabulous in our androgynous pseudopod section. So for fine clothing look no further than Boutique Boutique! The whole family's hungry. The difficulties of living in the Outer Rim, and on a planet whose fortune runs so hot and cold often means that feeding a family can be a full time job. But not anymore! Come on down to the Mos Eisley food court where you can choose from a wide selection of intergalactic foods for a reasonable price! And now introducing the first McDonalds in the galaxy, brought to you by the Yeerk people. Also included is the down-home taste of Rodian Fried Chicken, the delicious Kashyyyk Bar and Grille, heavenly bites from Madam Pollanix's Mysterious Gobbz, and chocolate flavored pies from Corus-can! Bakery, among many others! Plus, all shoppers who come in for the next 65 days will receive 50 half-off coupons good towards any purchase! Don't forget, there's still plenty of real estate left in the mall, so all interested parties may apply for a store or kiosk! Edited 11:16am, November 24, 2008 by Yeerk Enterprises, author.
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Plus, all shoppers who come in for the next 65 days will receive 50 half-off coupons good towards any purchase!