Username Password Topic Good evening, ladies and gentlemen of the Outer Rim! This is Gimmick Quote here with your latest hyperwave news that the Core doesn't want you to hear! First of all, I'd like to reiterate what I've been saying for years now- -<i>the aliens are here!</i> Wait, no, I know what you're saying- -'Gimmick, you're full of dren! Of course the aliens are here! I see them all the time!' But that's not what I mean. I mean real aliens, not just everyday Rodians, or those cuddly, cuddly trandoshans- -no, I mean horrible creatures of pure death and blackness! Yes, that's right, they're here! They're inside our homes, inside our heads! They put implants in your brain and-- But enough about them. Lets get to the meet of tonight's broadcast: The Strange Black Ship. No, not them, this one flies a flag! A giant skull on it, but that's all we really know. Who flies a flag in space? It even ripples! How is that possible? I think it's a hoax, really. But this hoax has been sighted everywhere from Federation to Hutt space. And here's the kicker- -it preys on pirates! There hasn't been a single sign of it attacking civilians, but it tore a hole through a spice fleet! Get this- -it's been tracking shipments of slaves from Ryloth, and then after they unload their 'cargo' he blows them out of the sky! There's even reports that say this mysterious ship has been darting around the edge of the Rim taking out warlords and despots! Of course, there's also the reports that it's made of candy and shits ewoks, but I like to think we separate the facts from the fiction here at GIJI. Still, this pirate has been attacking the scum of the sector for the last month, and there's only been a few reports that even attribute damage to the ship! Overall, I'm calling it now: This strange black, pirate, deaths-head vessel, rushing around the galaxy righting wrongs? <b>HOAX!</b> And speak of hoaxes, for the last time people, how many times do I have to say it: <i>Ace Kaelton is not alive!</i> It's all a trick by Kruaat Drive and the Republic's military-industrial complex! You ever notice that there's a major war almost every 5 months? <i>You think this is just a coincidence!?</i> Well, it's not! Both sides of the war- -the so-called Outer Rim Republic and their 'Loyalist' enemies- -are being bought off as part of the pharmacutical racket! Bacta costs money, remember that- -more fighting, more bacta! <i>Follow the bacta!</i> Alright, this is Gimmick Quote signing off for now. But remember- -here at GIJI, we don't just report the news, distort it! Thread for Strange pirate attacks! Index | New Thread | Reply | Close | Stick | Delete  Strange pirate attacks! Galactic Investigative Journalistic Integrity! 5:04pm, July 28, 2008 [Edit] [Delete] Good evening, ladies and gentlemen of the Outer Rim! This is Gimmick Quote here with your latest hyperwave news that the Core doesn't want you to hear! First of all, I'd like to reiterate what I've been saying for years now- -the aliens are here! Wait, no, I know what you're saying- -'Gimmick, you're full of dren! Of course the aliens are here! I see them all the time!' But that's not what I mean. I mean real aliens, not just everyday Rodians, or those cuddly, cuddly trandoshans- -no, I mean horrible creatures of pure death and blackness! Yes, that's right, they're here! They're inside our homes, inside our heads! They put implants in your brain and-- But enough about them. Lets get to the meet of tonight's broadcast: The Strange Black Ship. No, not them, this one flies a flag! A giant skull on it, but that's all we really know. Who flies a flag in space? It even ripples! How is that possible? I think it's a hoax, really. But this hoax has been sighted everywhere from Federation to Hutt space. And here's the kicker- -it preys on pirates! There hasn't been a single sign of it attacking civilians, but it tore a hole through a spice fleet! Get this- -it's been tracking shipments of slaves from Ryloth, and then after they unload their 'cargo' he blows them out of the sky! There's even reports that say this mysterious ship has been darting around the edge of the Rim taking out warlords and despots! Of course, there's also the reports that it's made of candy and shits ewoks, but I like to think we separate the facts from the fiction here at GIJI. Still, this pirate has been attacking the scum of the sector for the last month, and there's only been a few reports that even attribute damage to the ship! Overall, I'm calling it now: This strange black, pirate, deaths-head vessel, rushing around the galaxy righting wrongs? HOAX! And speak of hoaxes, for the last time people, how many times do I have to say it: Ace Kaelton is not alive! It's all a trick by Kruaat Drive and the Republic's military-industrial complex! You ever notice that there's a major war almost every 5 months? You think this is just a coincidence!? Well, it's not! Both sides of the war- -the so-called Outer Rim Republic and their 'Loyalist' enemies- -are being bought off as part of the pharmacutical racket! Bacta costs money, remember that- -more fighting, more bacta! Follow the bacta! Alright, this is Gimmick Quote signing off for now. But remember- -here at GIJI, we don't just report the news, distort it!  Find me Mirra 5:01am, July 30, 2008 [Edit] [Delete] I have information on this, find me Index | New Thread | Reply | Close | Stick | Delete