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Channel 40020282 NEWS
12:38am, May 27, 2003
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[Delete] | *standing inside a transport* This is Jon Stewart reporting for channel 40020282. Late last night this luxury liner arrived here at Mos Eisely for refueling. Since then no one has enter or exited. All 30 of its occupants were inside....mutitlated. Several of the passengers were found drained of all bodily fluids, namely there blood. The vessels interior resembled a slaughter house.....cept the slaughter seemed to spell out symbols and words. The corpses were organized to spell this word. Vukodlak.More on this as news comes in. |
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Sir Daniel Of Odurness
5:36pm, May 27, 2003
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[Delete] | Ugh, Any many Fricking News Channels does Tatooine have? |
| at least eleventeen.... |
Buzz
7:14pm, May 27, 2003
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[Delete] | 42. |
| Channel 82... |
Anonymous
3:34am, May 29, 2003
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[Delete] | Next! on the home shopping network we offer you the head of nepolean himself! A bargin at only 4.86 billion credits! |
| Ooo! |
Random Rich Ass Citizen
3:40am, May 29, 2003
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[Delete] | Me! I BID 5 MILlION CREDITS! *shifty eyes* |
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Anonymous
5:19am, May 29, 2003
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[Delete] | How do I know the head is real!? Let me take it to my lab for examinations! |
| Channel 83.. |
Anonymous
9:28pm, May 29, 2003
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[Delete] | To late! Your three seconds of shopping time is up! ... If you were interested in the Head of Neapolean next up you'll absolutely die for.....the actual body of Rasputant!(sp?) At a rare sell for 86 billion! |
| Ok get this.......... |
J
7:31am, May 30, 2003
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[Delete] | Well there's the interspecies Spice channel. Where you can see such things as a Klingon Male gettin in a three way with two Twi'lek females. |
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